Here are a selection of some of the most common misheard Lyrics
Alicia Keys- Empire State of Mind
Misheard lyric-"In New York, Concrete Jungle wet Dream Tomato"
Correct lyric- "In New York Concrete Jungle where dreams are made of"

Selena Gomez- Good for You
Misheard lyric- “I’m farting carrots”
Correct lyric- “I’m 14 carat”

Taylor Swift- Blank Space
Misheard lyric- “All the lonely Starbucks lovers”
Correct lyric- “Got a long list of ex-lovers"

Backstreet Boys- I want it that way
Misheard lyric-"Aint Nothing but a Fart Ache, Aint nothing but a meat steak"
Correct lyric- Aint Nothing but a Heart Ache, Aint Nothing but a Mistake"

Eiffel 65- Blue
Misheard lyric- "Im Blue in Aberdeen i will Die"
Correct lyric- "I'm blue, da ba dee da be die" Eiffel 65 Blue

Daft Punk- Get Lucky
Misheard lyric- "Like the legend of the Penis"
Correct lyric- "Like the Legend of the Phoenix"

Robert Palmer- Addicted to Love
Misheard lyric- "Might as well face it , Your a dick with a Glove"
Correct lyric- "Might as well face it your addicted to Love"

Madonna- La Isla Bonita
Misheard lyric- "Young Guy with eyes like Potatoes"
Correct lyric- "A young girl with eyes like the Desert"

ABBA- Dancing Queen
Misheard lyric- “See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen”
Correct lyric- “See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen”

Ray Parker Jr- Ghostbusters
Misheard lyric- "Who Ya Gonna Call? Those Bastards"
Correct lyric- "Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters"

Bon Jovi- Livin on a Prayer
Misheard lyric- “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not”
Correct lyric: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not”

The Monkees- I'm a Believer
Misheard lyric- “Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her”
Correct lyric- “Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer"

Kings of Leon- Sex on Fire
Misheard lyric- “Ohh, dyslexics on fire”
Correct lyric- “Ohh, this sex is on fire”

R.E.M- Losing my Religion
Misheard lyric- “Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight”
Correct lyric- “That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight”

Tom Jones and the Cardigans - Burning down the House
Misheard lyric- "Now Theres a Guy with lots of Porn and you aint seen nothing yet, All the Pages stuck together"
Correct Lyric- "No visible means of support and you have not seen nothing yet, Everythings stuck together"

Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody
Misheard lyric- "I see a little silhouette of a man, Got a Moose, Got a Moose "
Correct Lyric- " i see a little sillouette of a man Scaramouche , Scaramouche"

Eminem- Monster Ft Rihanna
Misheard lyric- "I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed"
Correct lyric- "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed"

Carmen Twillie, Lebo M- Circle of life (The Lion King)
MIsheard lyric- "Nah, It's a pen yeah, Mama the chihuahua, such a ghoul, when you're a mum"
Correct lyric- "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba, Sithi uhm ingonyama"

Iggy Azalea ft Charlie XCX
Misheard lyric- "I'm so fancy, can't you taste this scone?"
Correct lyric- "I'm so fancy, you already know"

Ed Sheeran- Thinking out loud
Misheard lyric- "So honey now, take me into your lemon arms"
Correct lyric- "So honey now, take me into your loving arms"

Elton John- Bennie and The Jets
Misheard lyric- "She's got electric boobs, a bowl of soup"
Correct lyric- "She's got electric boots, a mohair suit"

Shakira- Underneath your clothes
Misheard lyric- There's the man I chose, there's my teletubby"
Correct lyric- There's the man I chose, there's my territory"

Celine Dion- My Heart Will Go On
Misheard lyric- "i Believe that the hot dogs go on"
Correct lyric- "i Believe that the heart does go on"
Madonna- La Isla Bonita
Misheard lyric- "Last Night i Dreamt of Some Bagels"
Correct lyric- "Last Night I Dreamt of San Pedro"
Dire Straits- Money For Nothing
Misheard lyric- “Money for nothin’ and chips for free”
Correct lyric- “Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free”
Paul Young- Everytime You Go Away
Misheard lyric- “Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you”
Correct lyric- “Every time you go away take a piece of me with you”
Dire Straits- Money for Nothing
Misheard lyric- "Weve got some Flintstone Microwave Ovens" Correct lyric- "Weve got to install Microwave Ovens"
Duffy- Mercy
Misheard lyric- "You Got me Begging you for Birdseed"
Correct lyric- "You got me begging you for Mercy"
Madonna- Like A Virgin
Misheard lyric- "Like a Virgin , Touched for the 31st Time"
Correct lyric- "Like a Virgin touched for the 31st Time"
The Police- So Lonely
Misheard lyric- “Sue Lawley”
Correct lyric: “So lonely”
Starship- We Built This City
Misheard lyric- “We built this city on sausage rolls”
Correct lyric- “We built this city on rock ‘n’ roll”
Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody
Misheard lyric- “Saving his life from this warm sausage tea”
Correct lyric- “Spare him his life from this monstrosity”
ABBA- Dancing Queen
Misheard lyric- “Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tangerine”. Correct lyric- “Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine”
The Eurythmics- Sweet Dreams (are made of this)
Misheard lyric- “Sweet dreams are made of cheese”
Correct lyric- “Sweet dreams are made of these”
REM- The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight
Misheard lyric- “Calling Jamaica”
Correct lyric- “Call me when you try to wake her”
Adele- Chasing Pavements
Misheard Lyric- “Or should I just keep chasing penguins”
Correct lyric: “Or should I just keep chasing pavements”
ABBA- Gimme Gimme Gimme
Misheard lyric- “Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight, take me to the doctors at the break of the day”
Correct lyric- "Take me through the darkness to the break of the day”
Johnny Cash- I Can See Clearly Now
Misheard lyric- “I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone”
Correct lyric: “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone”
Madonna- Papa Don't Preach
Misheard lyric- “Poppadom Peach”
Correct lyric: “Papa don’t preach"
The Beatles- I Want To Hold Your Hand
Misheard lyric- “I want to hold your ham”
Correct lyric: “I want to hold your hand”
Queen- We Will Rock You
Misheard Lyric- “Kicking your cat all over the place”
Correct lyric: “Kicking your can all over the place"
Nirvana- Smells Like Teen Spirit
Misheard lyric- “Here we are now, in containers”
Correct lyric: “Here we are now, entertain us”
The Beegees- More Than A Woman
Misheard lyric- "Bald-headed woman… bald-headed woman to me”. Correct lyric- “More than a woman… more than a woman to me”
Hot Chocolate- You Sexy Thing
Misheard lyric- “I remove umbilicals”
Correct lyric- “I believe in miracles”
Elvis Presley- Suspicious Minds
Misheard lyrics- “We’re caught in a trout”
Correct lyric: “We’re caught in a trap”
Chaka Khan- I'm Every Woman
Misheard lyric- “I’m Terry Wogan its all in me”
Correct lyric: “I’m every woman”
Sister Sledge- We Are Family
Misheard lyric- “Let me just staple the vicar”
Correct lyric- “Just let me state for the record”
John Travolta and Olivia Newton John- The One That I Want
Misheard lyric- “You’re the wobbly one”
Correct lyric- “You’re the one that I want”
TLC- Waterfalls
Misheard lyric- “Don’t go Jason Waterfalls”
Correct lyric: “Don’t go chasing waterfalls”
Will Smith- Jiggy With It
Misheard lyric- “Kick a chicken with it”
Correct lyric: “Gettin’ jiggy with it”
Sir Mix Alot- Baby Got Back
Misheard lyric- “I like big butts in a can of limes”
Correct lyric: “I like big butts and I cannot lie'
Little Mix- Shout Out to my Ex
Misheard lyric- "This is a shout out to my eggs"
Correct lyric- "This is a shout out to my ex"
The Beatles- I want to hold your hand
Misheard lyric- "I want to hold your ham"
correct lyric- "I want to hold your hand"
OMI- Cheerleader
Misheard lyric- "She grants my wishes like a genie in a butthole"
Correct lyric- "She grants my wishes like a genie in a bottle"
The Rolling Stones- Beast of Burden
Misheard lyric- "I don't need your pizza burning"
Correct lyric- "I 'll never be your beast of burden"
Taylor Swift- Shake it Off
Misheard lyric- "And the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake"
Correct lyric- "And the fakers gonna fake fake fake fake fake"
Duffy- Mercy
Misheard lyric- "You got me beggin you for bird seed"
Correct lyric- "You got me beggin you for mercy"
Maroon 5- Sugar
Misheard lyric- "When i'm without you, i'm soaked in wee"
Correct lyric- "When i'm without you, i'm so insecure"
One Direction- One Thing
Misheard lyric- "Cause you make my heart race, shout meow to the sky"
Correct lyric- "Cause you make my heart race, shot me out of the sky"
Destiny's Child- Bootylicious
Misheard lyric- "I don't think you're ready for fish jelly"
Correct lyric- "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"
Avril Lavigne- Complicated
Misheard lyric- "And you promised me i'm never gonna find your bacon"
Correct lyric- "And promise me i'm never gonna find you fakin"
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